oh yes.
these few days have been on phone before sleep.
and I think mom and god-mom were like discussing
which girl am I with now and yadda yadda yadda.

and poor jasmine, i guess its time for us to go on
a diet because when my mom saw our photograph she went
"Boy ar, how come your girlfriend all so fat one"

gosh, since when is my ex-girlfriends fat.
The fattest who is also the latest weighs only like 45?

whatever it is. was discussing with jasmine about
the taiwan trip which is on the 29th DEC.
and yes, 15 more days to go...

She was
thinking of where to shop
thinking of where to eat
thinking of where to sleep.

and being a party pooper,
I said something...

"What if we die?"

*dont throw stones on me!*
:P gosh, but yeah lah,
what if accident happens and we didn't
get to convey our message to our beloved friends and families?

if anything were to happen to me,
i hope no one will cry during my wake.
and burn LG touchscreen or better still Iphone down for me.
and basically more cash.
i need a big house with unlimited servants.

yadda yadda yadda.
and yeah, i'll love those who love me.
those who don't, must pretend to love
or else i will haunt them one by one.

alright. enough of nonsense. time to slp.