you won't want to get close to those horny fishes.

I'll, see you in water soon.

suspicious supermarket! beware!

you won't want to know the ingredients for cooking this dish! *OUCH*

now i know why coffee selling at starbucks are bitter.

so sweet. can i have a special toilet specially for me as well?

do it outside the toilet, not here.

noooooo, dont punch me!

female man. male woman, female woman. which of those you belong to?

how dumb. it defeat the purpose of the fire alarm when it ignites.

Will you masturbate with a DVD. maybe you can try with a DVD player?

Poor impotent captain. Rest in peace.

i will treasure the free toilet paper, you must treasure my used tolet paper okay? priceless.

No power de cannot come in hor.

you talking what huh. i hear don't know

let's go mac, dip your mac nuggets into the brand new sauce!

I wonder how dog meat taste like. does it taste like the dog sauce?

cole-slow seh. how long can you finish one?

you wont want to know the ingredient for this drink too. one think for sure, it's protein-riched.

promise me you won't laugh.

alright, i will be careful *OUCH*

I prefer pig with wine.

:S

ARGH.
My mom & her colleagues were interviewed by lianhe wanbao.
and I saw her pretty ugly face! One freaking page
about them.

:( and and and.. she is leaving singapore to CHINA tomorrow.
arrgh. bon voyage!

I CANT EVEN SEND MY MOM OFF!
AND SHE BLAMES ME FOR PUTTING LAOSHI'S CONCERT BEFORE HER.

now i am really sick.
but still have to crack my brain to do blogskins for..
1)REPUBLICAN BRASS.
2)NICKY IDIOTIC MONKEY.
3)SHARON? BBF.
take que number please!!!