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JOKES
Friday, March 30, 2007

got them all from garrick's blog.

1. Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but
can't find cotton so she Sucks his Finger!
Boy is so happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?

2. A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies only u darling with others I was awake!

3. A man ask doc. how to live longer?
Doc ask him :U Smoke?
Ans : No
U drink?
Ans No.
U play mahjong?
Ans No
U like sex?
Ans No.
Then U want to live so long 4 what?

4. A group of Ah-beng want to go disco.
Outside the disco there is a notice,
only 18 & above is allowed.
Ah-beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us